More Bang for your Buck? I think not...

It has come to my attention the main actors of the-oh- so-retarded "Twilight" Movies want more money! Oh Please! I've never seen worse acting then the shit show that takes place in these "Films"...wait except for Miley Cyrus. The infamous break-up between Bella and Edward was painful to watch, and not the way it was meant to be. Bella looked like she was falling asleep and Edward looked bored. It was like watching paint dry! You'd think if the love of your life was ditching you for good you'd show the slightest amount of hysterics or panic. (Oh yea, she ran in the woods and tripped...right) I wanted to pop into my TV and shake them violently…"WAKE UP!" The angst of Bella and Edward was very similar (too similar) to Buffy and Angel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUFou7mOyp8). Why didn't they take notes? Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words...


Throughout all of Jacob Black's scenes you would find me pacing the living room in frustration. Since when, in the acting world, does "looking pissed off," have to look so much like utter constipation? Why does Edward look like he's about to hurl when he's about to kiss Bella? Isn't the feeling supposed to be cautious, not sick? And how the fuck do you tell whether Bella is pissed off, sad, in pain or surprised? All her expressions are the same! Acting, or the art of looking like you’re in pain, is painful to achieve...apparently. Besides the poor character development and cardboard acting the movie was pretty decent, doesn't do the books justice though. As a friendly disclaimer to the actors/actresses I ripped apart for this blog, all is not lost. I'm confident the potential is there and I assume they've all done swimmingly in other films. To ask for more money for a piss poor job is ridiculous I must admit. What is your argument? Give me more money because I want it? I wish it were that easy over here in the real world. Besides sticking it up their behinds, they should take the money you know they'll get and pay for some classes!