This is the behind the scenes look of The True Hollywood Story: Ruby and Peter
Interview: Ruby
Interviewer: “Matthew had mentioned and I quote: “her fame got to her head.” Do you believe this was true?”
Ruby: “Of course not”
Interviewer: “How do you justify your behavior?”
Ruby: “A lot of dogs get into Drugs, Drugs, Drugs when they become famous, not me. I took my vitamins and ate my mushy food for a long time …even the water was tainted. I had enough and I started demanding cooked chicken and pork…can you blame me? Look, Toto was a huge Junkie; he used to go on benders. He would lock himself in his hotel room listening to Genesis for days, keeping the drum solo in “Air Tonight” on repeat. Benji spent all of his money on cars and bones covered in diamonds and had to declare bankruptcy. All the puppies from 101 Dalmatians went to Raves and eventually convinced themselves that Dalmatians don’t exist and their “spots” were tan spots from the disco balls. Shall I go on?”
Interviewer: “No you do-“
Ruby: “Thank you”
Interviewer: “You know it’s funny, Peter also mentioned you were kind of a bitch”
Interview: Christine
Interviewer: “You have interest in being in a band?”
Christine: “Yes, it’s been a dream of mine for a very long time.”
Interviewer: “What are you interested in doing? Singing…playing an instrument?
Christine: “Both--all of them”
Interviewer: “At the same time?”
Christine: “People have done it before, it’s all over YouTube”
Interview: Matthew
Interviewer: “How did Ruby’s fame affect you personally?”
Matthew: “She knew a lot of celebrities…a-and we we’re all happy for her but, she started to forget how to behave."
Interviewer: “How so?”
Matthew: “She partied a lot, and flew out to L.A and New York almost every weekend. When we finally get the chance to spend some time with her she would always suggest activities we just couldn’t afford.”
Interviewer: “She also drew some negative attention recently, is that correct?”
Matthew: “She bit the paparazzi”
Interviewer: “All of them. If I read correctly she even started chasing a few of them down the street?”
Matthew: “Yes, but you know, she doesn’t have the ability to pick up bags and jackets to block her face from the flashes like everyone else…her little paws couldn’t do that!”
Interview: Rot “The Rotten” Rottie
Rot: “Oh ok…Peter, I’m sorry we cornered you…probably scared the little craps outta ya.”
Interviewer: “That was nice”
Rot: “Was that good? Are you going to show it to him?”
Interviewer: “We’ll let him know, now did you ev-“
Rot: “Wait…just one more thing.”
Interviewer: “What’s that?”
Rot: “Do you think I can get Ruby’s number?”
Interview: Mick Jagger
Interviewer: “I have to be honest with you; it is an honor to get the opportunity to interview a legend such as yourself.”
Mick: “Right on”
Interviewer: “I’m a big fan of your work”
Mick: “Cheers”
Interviewer: “What is your connection to Peter?”
Mick: “I met him when he was born; He WAS the Rolling Stone man. He separated himself from his mum and packed his bags for fame. As soon as he could walk he could sing. Brilliant...that bloody pup is brilliant. I gave him a career, I showed him the ropes."
Interviewer: “Would you say a lot of his music was influenced by you?”
Mick: “He had his own voice, but we came to him for his three big hits “Lick,” “Bark,” and “Jump into your arms.” There were some solo tracks he insisted on doing alone; like when he recorded “That Bitch” after he got neutered. We helped the little guy as much as we could but he had this obsession of re-recording “Inspector Gadget.” We just couldn’t be part of that rubbish.”
Interviewer: “Did he want to be a spy?”
Mick: “That’s all he ever talked about in the studio, but of course that git was never sober in the studio, funny little wanker.”
Interview: Huskles
Interviewer: “ah Jesus Huskles, I would appreciate it if you stop “Cleaning” yourself right in front of me “
Huskles: “I’m sorry”
Interviewer: “Seriously Huskles it’s like every time I look up from my notes”
Huskles: “oh this is awkward”
Interview: Peter
Interviewer: “He did, right into the camera”
Peter: “Haha what a Sally, I can’t believe it”
Interviewer: “We would all like to know if you forgive him. Maybe we can get an on camera paw shake?”
Peter: “He did not scare the little craps out of me, that’s ridiculous. You need to cut that out, don’t air him saying that.”
Interviewer: “In your own words, explain what happened that day.”
Peter: “They chased me and I got smart; I wedged myself between a couple fences knowing their big fat dumb heads couldn’t reach me.”
Interviewer: “You were un-touched?”
Peter: “Yea, like I said; their big fat heads couldn’t get me.”
Interviewer: “Ok, now I’d like to talk about your healing process after the bike crash--….um…Peter you can stop looking around, they’re not here.”
Peter: “You tell them if they’re ever fuzzy on how it went down I’ll be just around the corner to remind them.”
Interviewer: “I’ll be sure to do that, now if we can get back to--“
Peter: “I’ll scare the big craps out of them.”
Interviewer: “I’m sure you will….maybe we should take a break”
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